go to the mall, buy some genes
I was pissed @ 11:09 p.m. on 2007-09-16
Dear Mother,
i don't know how to begin
lets open ourselves to learning
you're a teacher
and a nurse
and you think you know everything
but in the galatic scheme of things we know about the same
and couldn't we just
fuck it. we're never going to agree.
the only way my mother and i get along is we sit by and watch eachother destroy our lives and keep our mouths shut
Dear Father,
please don't marry a russian mail-order-bride. you derserve happiness, and 15 years should have taught you that you're never gonna meet miss right on the interenet. You are a successful, attractive, smart, caring, adventurous man. I just wish that you could....find joy.
fundamental truth of the week: if your parents aren't happy, you won't be either.